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An American Soldier is on a train in Western Europe. He is using a crutch to aid his movement, due to an injured right leg. He has seen long combat and
is very tired.
He ambles up and down the crowded train, looking for a seat. He cannot find one, until he reaches the front car. There is an 'empty' seat, next to a French
woman, but her female poodle, Fifi is in it. The soldier asks, "Ma'am, I am really tired, may I sit in that seat?" She replies, "Oh, you Americans, you
are so rude, no, you may not sit in this seat. My dog is sitting here."
The soldier sighs, and walks back down the train, looking dutifully for a place to sit, to no avail.
He hobbles back to the first car, approaches the French woman, and says, "Ma'am, I couldn't find a seat on this entire train, and I'm really tired. Do you
think I could sit in that seat? I'll even keep your dog in my lap." She replies, indignantly, "Oh, you Americans, you are so arrogant, so insolent, no,
you may not sit in this seat."
With that, the soldier heaves a large sigh, and bends down, picks up the dog, and throws it out the window, and sits down. She begins shrieking, "Oh, Oh,
won't anyone defend me against this brutish American?" An elder British gentleman, sitting across the aisle, begins to speak in a calm, reserved voice,
"Well, you Americans do seem to get it wrong most of the time. You eat with the wrong hand, drive on the wrong side of the road, and now, you've gone and
thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."